Just because I have Bionic Arms doesn't mean that you can shoot at me.
Just because I have Bionic Arms doesn't mean that you can shoot at me. In fact, my Bionic Arms actually make it harder for me to avoid bullets. I'm not a superhero, I am a walking medical miracle, I'm lucky to be alive. And the fact that I can lift a schoolbus above my head with one Bionic Arm in no way validates your decision to shoot at me. True, if I caught you after you had run out of ammunition I could crush you until you turned into hamburger. Please understand, my Bionic Arms do not enable me to run faster or fly in order to evade danger.
I can open a can of tuna with the nail of my index finger.
In conclusion, don't shoot at me, I can't stop bullets unless you fire them directly at my Bionic Arms. Please don't take this as an invitation to shoot at my Bionic Arms as you would most likely miss and I would be forced to undergo surgery to some other part of my body and have more bionics installed.
I can open a can of tuna with the nail of my index finger.
In conclusion, don't shoot at me, I can't stop bullets unless you fire them directly at my Bionic Arms. Please don't take this as an invitation to shoot at my Bionic Arms as you would most likely miss and I would be forced to undergo surgery to some other part of my body and have more bionics installed.
This entry was posted by Brett Mobey, on
Tuesday, March 07, 2006.
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3:57 PM
I think you should open a can of salmon with those bionic arms... and then with the super speed you possess, flap away until the smell dissapates.
Wait... can you come do that in the office instead? (just the flapping)