Hi, I'm a huge Butthole
By: Guest Writer Peter B. Orlik, Mt. Pleasant, MI








Many of you may already know me from the many books that I have written. "Exploring Electronic Media" "Broadcast/Cable Copywriting" and "Sailing Into Obscurity, the Peter B. Orlik Story"
I am currently the School of Broadcast and Cinematic Arts Director at Central Michigan University. I am also the chairman of the Mt. Pleasant City Council. In addition to all of my other duties I am a huge butthole.
Many people make the assumption upon first meeting me that I am an asshole, not the case, I am most definately a butthole. The term asshole is thrown around quite a bit and is sometimes used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless. While the bulk of that definition does describe me accurately, butthole is by far the best way to describe me.
Case in point, when I'm teaching, and I use the term loosely, I tend to insult my students and lisp at the same time, if I were to simply insult my students for no reason I'd be an asshole, but since I have a wimpy lisp that accompanies that insult, I'm downgraded to butthole. It's pretty simple actually. Just like me... and my son. We're both dumb. And buttholes. I'm also an asshat.

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