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Mom, quit sending me porn links

Seriously Mom, these links are giving my computer viruses. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, maybe you are just innocently forwarding me links that co-workers (or Dad) has sent you, thinking that they are cute or funny. They are not. It's all dirty porn. If you really are sending it to me on purpose I'm going to have to start sending you my therapy bills.

“Mom, quit sending me porn links”