These are the worst gifts that you can give someone this Holiday season, unless you don't like the person in which case these are the best gifts that you could possibly give.

1.) Cat asshole













2.) Unicycle. The perfect way to say: "I hope that you ride this before you really have the basics down and then you fall, injuring yourself. Happy Kwanzaa"














3.) Hard Returns. You F**king try to import data into Worldship using data that looks like that!!







4.) an evening with Peter B. Orlik, CMU professor. That special someone will love a romantic dinner alone with this asshole as he tries to put GHB in their Vernors when they aren't looking.










That is all for now.

This entry was posted by Brett Mobey, on Thursday, December 20, 2007. You can leave your response.