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Reality Bite Sized Chicken Nuggets

Why does it take 900 minutes for two McDonald's employees to enter a coupon code? I'd like to re-direct your Honor, why the hell does it take TWO EMPLOYEES to enter anything!? Besides a gym for once. They are ALL fat. Not, "Oh, she has such a cute face, she's just a little big boned." No, these heifers could be processed into 2,454 quarter pounders, that's weight after cooking folks. And now I'm fat too cause I stopped for McDonald's before work... and we had it for dinner last night.


What a society we live in, temptation on every corner, fat, sugar, meth, turpentine, Reality TV. And Reality TV has not been living up to its name lately. Check out E's #1 Single with former one hit wonder Lisa Loeb OK, she is frikkin' hot and she stripped to a thong for an episode, but it does not qualify as "reality". The lines are all fed and rehearsed (BTW she is not a good actress) the situations are all hackneyed and stale and the guys that she dates...well, they're no Duncan Sheik, let me tell you. That's all for now, I'm sure something else will work me up later, I'm just riding a carbohydrate and fat high right now.

“Reality Bite Sized Chicken Nuggets”