Happy St. Patrick's Day you drunk bastards! Who exactly was St. Patrick?
Dear Dr. Mobey,
Who was St. Patrick, and why do we drink green beer on his day?

Great question, what the hell do you think this is, How Stuff Works.com?!! St. Patrick must have been some Irish monk/priest/pub owner who riled up enough support to get everyone to drink on one day of the year more than they already drank normally. This must have been quite a task in Ireland. The air in Ireland is legally impaired. So St. Patrick gets everybody to drink and then, being an ego-maniac (one parishinor remembers the time when St. Patty claimed that every sheep in town was coming on to him when everyone knew perfectly well it was the other way round) Being an ego-maniac, he made everybody drink Green Beer, his favorite color, so when they puked green the next morning they would all remember that it was St. Patrick that got them drunk. Amen

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