I have a whole list of reasons why I hate you. I thought that I'd write them down.

1. Your hands smell
2. You part your hair to the wrong side. It is the wrong side,trust me
3. You are always whining and trying to be the center of attention
4. You never listen to me, all I want is for you to listen!
5. Your pants
6. The time you said that you'd water my plants while I was on vacation and I came home and my cat was dead and you had stolen all of my plants and sold my bed. I think that was you.

7. Thanks for all of that V.D.
8. Gingavitis
9. Those weren't real Mexican Jumping Beans and you know it!
10. Nike doesn't make Cheese, I checked. You know exactly what I'm talking about!!

This entry was posted by Brett Mobey, on Monday, March 20, 2006. You can leave your response.