Juicy
What the hell is up with women (girls) wearing sweatpants that say Juicy on the ass? Lets break this down into terms a normal human would understand.
JUICY
adj 1: full of juice
Hmmmm, an ass full of juice. Sexy. Why don't they just have "Wet Ass from an Unknown Juice" on their sweatpants?
Next, Sweat Pants. Once relegated to Senior Citizen homes and High School gym classes, apparently everyone is now wearing sweatpants to look cool. Not everyone can pull this off. The guy who picks garbage in my nieghborhood wears sweat pants that have a giant rip in the crotch and one whole leg has come unraveled. Not to mention he smells like garbage. In this case sweat pants are less a fashion statement and more a part of the diagnosis for Schizophrenia.
So, go put on your stupid sweat suits, velour track suits and anything with Juicy written across parts of your body that if touched on a subway it is a felony assault.
JUICY
adj 1: full of juice
Hmmmm, an ass full of juice. Sexy. Why don't they just have "Wet Ass from an Unknown Juice" on their sweatpants?
Next, Sweat Pants. Once relegated to Senior Citizen homes and High School gym classes, apparently everyone is now wearing sweatpants to look cool. Not everyone can pull this off. The guy who picks garbage in my nieghborhood wears sweat pants that have a giant rip in the crotch and one whole leg has come unraveled. Not to mention he smells like garbage. In this case sweat pants are less a fashion statement and more a part of the diagnosis for Schizophrenia.
So, go put on your stupid sweat suits, velour track suits and anything with Juicy written across parts of your body that if touched on a subway it is a felony assault.
This entry was posted by Brett Mobey, on
Monday, April 10, 2006.
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1:46 PM
Don't think so much, you'll hurt your head!