Aint is a verb.
They have Armadillos
Armadillos do not like to be taunted
They have dry counties yet everyone is still drunk at 9 AM
Hill People are much like Sand People or Tusken Raiders.
You can take a dump off of a boat and nobody says anything.
The women are refreshingly natural beauties. (Read: Unshaven, hair mats)
Car seats for babies are optional...as are teeth for anyone.
Fishin' can be done without either a fishin' pole or a boat.
Very few Ketuckians have ever heard of "Spray Tans"
Many Kentuckians have heard that you can get high off of "Spray Whipped Cream" which is why it is kept locked up at all grocery stores...I'm not shitting you.
My Accent Is Funny.
Their Accent is why there are no telemarketing firms based in Kentucky.
Fried Pickles? YES PLEASE!!!
Un-sweet tea. Proper usage. Un-sweetened tea. Stupid Northerer English.

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