Ordain This!
As many of you know, I am an ordained minister. (Universal Life Church) I am now officially announcing that I will perform Weddings (dogs, cats, humans and shrubs) Funerals (Cats only) DJ Partys and Business Conventions and meetings. I will also bless just about anything for a fee. I am toying with the idea of forming my own Church. We'll see, I may be smote for that one. Just E-mail me at reverend@drmobey.com and we'll get you started on the path to a more blessed life. I charge by the verse.