Flying Douchebag Created, Ryan Seacrest now just the world's biggest Terrestrial Douchebag
The Vertipod is like a flying hotel baggage cart, only a lot more dangerous. Fueled by gasoline or ethanol (the pointless gasoline)the thing uses a lawnmower engine to propel you fifteen feet above all of the people who are hoping to film your death and post it on YouTube. It flies at
40 mph(It would be a lot cooler if it flew NPH.) ---->
The Vertipod's creator, Pete Bitar is going to charge you $10,000 for a kit so you can build one of these. No word as of yet if it is covered by Allstate.