Well, my wife...
Won't take out the dog. What, I'm supposed to get up and take the dog out? I don't even like the dog. It's her dog. and with that dog comes great responsibility. Would I be a good husband, or be setting a good example if I took the dog out? It's her dog. OK, she just did it. I should probably stop blogging about her. Oh crap.
9:44 AM
I'm telling.