Yes, I am a real Dr.
People ask me all of the time (namely my wife) "Why do you insist on calling yourself a Doctor?"
Answer? Because I am a Doctor. I may not have a fancy diploma or a cool white coat, but I'm a Doctor. I may not carry a stethoscope or know what angina is, but I'm a Doctor. I may get dizzy at the sight of blood, vomit when I see someone else vomit, faint when I cut myself, turn the channel if there is a medical program on, but I am a Doctor none the less. I did not attend medical school, I attend the school of life everyday. I have a Bachelor's degree in Broadcasting and an Associate's degree in confidence.
I'm Dr. Mobey and I'm a Goddamned Doctor.
Answer? Because I am a Doctor. I may not have a fancy diploma or a cool white coat, but I'm a Doctor. I may not carry a stethoscope or know what angina is, but I'm a Doctor. I may get dizzy at the sight of blood, vomit when I see someone else vomit, faint when I cut myself, turn the channel if there is a medical program on, but I am a Doctor none the less. I did not attend medical school, I attend the school of life everyday. I have a Bachelor's degree in Broadcasting and an Associate's degree in confidence.
I'm Dr. Mobey and I'm a Goddamned Doctor.
6:54 AM
You come from the best medical school. I am always please with my combo dental filing/pelvic exams.