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Sure, I'll send all of my money to Nigeria, sounds legitimate

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 by Brett Mobey

Yeah...As noted in the post below, most people who fall for scams are assholes, no matter what Dateline says. "Anyone could be a victim" Yeah, not me. I'm not a complete Douchebag. Someone actually tried to scam me on E-bay and sent a fake PayPal e-mail and everything. The address was in Nigeria, which means in Nigerian "Place of scorching sun and internet scams" Well, to all of you contemplating sending all of your money to some ass in Nigeria who is willing to give you a sizable return via wire transfer, here is a better idea. E-mail Dr. Mobey and I'll take your money and give you a free diagnosis. It will sound something like this:
"Hey, awesome, you're a fucking asshat"

Who the F**K Clicks on Spam Ads?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 by Brett Mobey

Seriously, who are these mouth-breathers that see an ad for penis enlargement and say: "Hey, I could use that, it seems totally legitamate, how did they know I had a small penis?" Because 1500 other small dicked losers clicked the same goddamned link. QUIT IT!! These are the same people that go to Wal-Mart to buy their fine china. These are the people who put Bush in office, these are the vast fields of corn-fed idiots that we fly over between the two coasts. The idiot factories are in overdrive people and we need to cite them for pollution.

WTF Israel?

Monday, August 28, 2006 by Brett Mobey

With Israel in the news as of late (the past 48 years)I'm beginning to wonder about the country. I support Israels right to exist and I generally dislike suicide bombers, save those that blow themselves up pre-maturely
and end up with only three virgins in heaven and they are all men.
My problem is with the recent violence in Lebanon, the ramping up of nuclear capabilities and the subjugation of the Palestinians. Of coure they are pissed, they have a right to be. If Canada invaded the US I would at least quit eating Canadian bacon and I would shun Canada Geese. My point? Lighten up Israel, you can only keep this up for so long until backing nations like the US give up and write Israel off. I see only one solution to the problem. Trading Spaces Mid-East edition. Decorate it off.

Hodak Can Bite It

Thursday, August 24, 2006 by Brett Mobey




Nice weathercasting Hodak, you piece of crap! You can't even predict what the hell it's going to do the next damn day!! Go work in San Diego, you'll be OK if you always predict sunshine. But you won't, because you suck it big.