David Hasselhoff will NOT be in Knight Rider the movie. Who the hell are they going to get to play Michael Knight? They'll need a chest hair applique' to get the hair tie effect.

So how many of you thought that last night George Bush was going to go off teleprompter at any moment and reference the Highlander when talking about crusade against Radical Islam?
In other news, I want a cell phone shaped like a communicator from Star Trek and a kit to turn my car into Kitt from Knight Rider. And a hair tie.

Dear Dr. Mobey,
Whats with all of the anger?
-Jeff Philadelphia, PA

Well Jeff,
When I take a look at the world around me I ask myself: "Dr. Mobey, what is this world coming to?" Many people begin to stare, looking for a doctor that I may be talking to. Many doctors are dressed in normal clothing and look just like anyone else so the people staring at me try to see if there is anyone standing next to me who looks like they may be smart enough to be a doctor. Perhaps they are wearing a courduroy jacket with elbow patches, or maybe they are smoking a pipe, only smart people or pirates smoke pipes. When they realize that I am the Doctor and that I'm talking to myself they usually turn away and ignore me... What was the question?