Hi, I'm a huge Butthole
By: Guest Writer Peter B. Orlik, Mt. Pleasant, MI








Many of you may already know me from the many books that I have written. "Exploring Electronic Media" "Broadcast/Cable Copywriting" and "Sailing Into Obscurity, the Peter B. Orlik Story"
I am currently the School of Broadcast and Cinematic Arts Director at Central Michigan University. I am also the chairman of the Mt. Pleasant City Council. In addition to all of my other duties I am a huge butthole.
Many people make the assumption upon first meeting me that I am an asshole, not the case, I am most definately a butthole. The term asshole is thrown around quite a bit and is sometimes used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless. While the bulk of that definition does describe me accurately, butthole is by far the best way to describe me.
Case in point, when I'm teaching, and I use the term loosely, I tend to insult my students and lisp at the same time, if I were to simply insult my students for no reason I'd be an asshole, but since I have a wimpy lisp that accompanies that insult, I'm downgraded to butthole. It's pretty simple actually. Just like me... and my son. We're both dumb. And buttholes. I'm also an asshat.

A high school student was disciplined and the administration taken to court when she used the phrase:
"That's so gay"
Really? That's a gaybashing comment? I think that things are getting blown out of proportion. Everywhere. Reactionary school boards and teachers flipping out over harmless comments, kids with paper guns, spitballs. I mean, That is so gay.

Yep. I just heard Drew & Mike on the radio suggest that because Al Quaeda attacked the US on 9/11, Bush invaded Iraq, and was justified in doing so. F**K YOU. Anyone who believes that Iraq planned 9/11, F**K YOU. If you think that all Middle Easterns or Muslims are the exact same. F**K YOU. Guess what, Bush wanted to invade Iraq BEFORE 9/11. Please take a moment and pull your head out of your ass so I can give you an important message... F**K YOU. I'm not trying to be persuasive here, and I know that most Americans want out of Iraq. I get that public opinion is swaying. But the majority of those people are just tired of the news of the death of the boring monotony of it all. I guarantee that if we are attacked or given a fresh target people will light up again. Oh, CHINA attacked us? We're supposed to hate the Chinese now? Neat! F**K YOU