1. Cars that have speakers built into the tailgate blaring Nickelback while I'm out on my deck

2. Whatever the hell is living under my deck causing my dog to go apeshit and attempt to tunnel through the goddamn deck to get at it.

3. My Dog

4. All of the shows on the CW, ABC Family or TLC. Yes, even Gilmore Girls, F#@K YOU Lorelei!! Make up your mind, Luke or Christopher!!!

5. Arboreal Rodents

7. Seedless Grapes. Just stop it. You had me at personal watermelons.

8. I know this is politically incorrect, Jihadists. I just don't like them, call me a bad person but I don't.

9. Sorry, didn't know he was blind. Still pisses me off though.












10. John Stossel, give ME a fu@$king break.

Really? It's been since Thanksgiving since I posted anything? WOW. A lot has happened since then. A monkey bit me, I saw some goats and I ironed my shirt. My car has still not received either a wash nor an oil change.
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Very nice sites indeed. I have two new guitars. and a new SHIT LIST!!!